About Me...

Things that make me smile...

Football, Stephen King, Kids TV, Beer, Reading, Playing the keyboard, Going on holiday, Drinking with my mates, Spending quality quiet time at home, Good jokes, A nice steak, The Simpsons, U2, Depeche Mode, Coldplay, Good music, Chill out music, Rollercoasters that don't go upside down, Jayne, Sunday in the pub, Danny Baker, Sesame Street (particularly Bert and Ernie), Getting a nice letter / e-mail, A beautiful sunset, gorgeous landscapes (Derbyshire, North Yorkshire, Scotland), Inverness, York, St Ives, Naples (Florida), making people laugh, Billy Connolly, Tom Clancy, The West Wing.

And the things that don't...

Mondays, People wanting me to take on their beliefs, Cheese, Crocadiles, Aligators, Moaners, Women complaing about the queue to the loo and then pushing in at the bar, Drunk women screeching "Happy Birthday To You", "Loud" people trying to get attention, Polititians, Miserable people serving you, Junk mail, being laughed at.

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Ian Trembirth
21st June 2005